Jean Cocteau · La Lettre (No date)

This is a comedy

tshirt that says be patient with me i am constantly relearning what it means to be human

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i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

wait lets use that spotify stats page i want to know what everyone’s long term most listened to artist and track are! mine are the cure + “the river the woods” by astronautalis

my Aries ass listening to playlists I made myself and being like woah holy shit every song on this is so good 🤯